SMH LeBron James and his Posse never think about anyone but themselves.

Golden Gophers? More like Patriarchal Rape Culture Gophers, amirite?! Really flows off the tongue.

Simmer down, now.

What a miserable person. Once again have to conclude she doesn’t even enjoy entertainment. Sad!

Alternate theory: when cave ladies rode on top and the penis bone caught on her pelvic bone, the penis bone broke and all the penis bone dudes died a painful death.

Though if we’re honest, the only ones getting shafted are the wives - by her “just a friend” bros.

“Nevertheless, despite the grumblings of lonely hearts, human males simply don’t have intense sexual competition because human females tend to mate with one male at a time.”

It’s not destroying feminism. It’s part of feminism.

No, you’re just a dumb fuck.

It’s 2016 and Disney is soothing the nerves of white supremacists who are offended that the Empire is obviously a totalitarian supremacist regime that commits genocide. Fuck me, I can’t deal with this shit anymore.

This is how democracy dies: with thunderous applause and Pepe memes.

What if Adnan Syed was Sarah Koenig?

So basically Liv Tyler in Lord of the Rings

I don’t mind, I don’t mind

Not even good at producing fast food workers. Tell them you don’t want cheese or mayo or something, and they’ll give it to you nearly every damn time.

I still don’t get why seemingly everyone needs to drink to have a good time. Are adults incapable of having a good time without alcohol? Survey says: yes.