I had a dream that I was watching F8 of the Furious and it opened in media res with the whole crew falling through the atmosphere in a derelict space shuttle. They got into cars and deployed them from the cargo bay and then activated parachutes (much like in the opening sequence of Furious 7, but moreso) in order to…

It's a shame they buried it so deep in the episode because it seems increasingly accurate as time goes on (see: his dejected, disassociated shuffle out of the EO signing event)

Which is sad for Disney because apparently it cost $320M (!!!!) to make.

The previous one came out fully six years ago, but since in the theater it felt like it was five years long the confusion is understandable.

1. Logan
2. Star Wars: The Force Awakens (re-watch)
3. Guardians of the Galaxy (re-watch)
4. Kong: Skull Island
5. The Discovery (I still like this, probably agree with Dowd's B. It felt like a Twilight Zone-sized story that couldn't quite withstand being stretched to feature length)

True, they've been choking in more ways than one.

I thought for sure that SNL would be back tonight but it turns out they've reached new heights of laziness. "We're the most relevant we've ever been! How should we capitalize on it?" "Take a whole fucking month off right in the middle of Trump's first 100 days?" "Sounds great!"

I abstained on account of the episode that had Joel McHale and Danny Pudi in it was a painful slog, and I learned my lesson.

The opening credits to American Gods are very neat, also very long

In this context 'very' serves to emphasize the fact that this a series, not just season, finale. At least that's how I read it.

Powerless Britta'ed "Britta"-ing "Emily".

I had totally forgotten John Lithgow was in the first one until I heard his voiceover.

I don't know why the internet dislikes the Thor movies so much, especially when everyone goes out of their way to praise Loki as the only MCU villain with an iota of personality or pathos. The Dark World was hella fun and anyone who thinks it was too doofy is missing the point. He defeats the villain by pounding a…

Apparently he has billed himself as "Alejandro G. Iñárritu" since 2014 (in English-speaking countries at least), treating Gonzalez like a middle name. So if you're filing him in an anglophone environment, do it under I.

I refuse to believe that Ansel Elgort is an actual human name and not a minor character from Star Wars.

I can see the Selsun Blue marketing tie-ins now!

While the supercomputer that secretly runs Disney is getting cannier and cannier over time, the one that runs WB has been trained on bad data and just spits out random combinations of names from Deadline Hollywood articles.

Those cars aren't self-driving, they're being remote-controlled all at once by Charlize Theron!

Wow, who could've guessed that a show with a creepy CGI gremlin as its high concept, that got pushed back to debut at the end of March and had its episode order cut preemptively, would be bad?

It appears you have the kiss of death when it comes to the movie draft, Loki. You'll need to draft a new Critical Darling to replace Annihilation, and you still need to replace Friday the 13th in the Simple Draft.