Before starting their business, I think Kate Middleton’s parents were normal people who worked at the airport. She seems to be involved with her kids which is loads better than the fucked up, detached way nobility has traditionally done things. Boarding school at five does not make for normal children.

Are you about 5’6? Because it’s like my hip lines up perfectly with doorknobs.

“Fuck Was I” - Jenny Owens Young

I’m sort of loving seeing this sassy side of Britney, especially in light of everything she has been through. Also, you don’t fuck with Southern women. If the Olympics awarded medals for passive aggression, Louisiana would win every year. Black and white, rich and poor, they will make you want to kill yourself while…

I don't know where you got your history degree, but the aristocracy weren't forming alliances with their Moorish handmaidens. Some of these ladies are Italian prostitutes (hai there La Fornarina), but the royal houses of Europe were pretty damn white.

Do you mean Cholula?

Do you really think that poll was accurate? It's not a country where you can speak your mind without repercussions. People are likely afraid to speak up. You can't really draw conclusions about a people who lack free speech.

I'm a former nanny and ditto.

Oh sorry! I was agreeing with you! I was referring to the other person saying stick thin people have been thought of as hot forever! Sorry if that wasn't clear!

Yep, and big breasts weren't actually a thing either. Someone never took art history classes.

As far as the Bey vs. Rih thing goes, I throw down for Rihanna. Beyoncé reminds me of that superficial, fake-nice girl in high school who was actually a mean, narcissistic nightmare behind closed doors. The woman has her own personal Beyoncé archive and threw the other million members of Destiny's Child to the curb…

If I had a time machine I would go back and tell my younger self to major in advertising and minor in what I loved. I would also tell myself that no one looks good in an Emo mullet.

There are a lot of "farms" where animals aren't raised to be killed, but exist because the owners like having a ton of animals around. I've been to some. Way to kill the party!

Same here, played/play flute and alto recorder. I was also a teenage classical music nerd. Nice to know I wasn't alone!

The way she talks about how she used her diet to gain a sense of control during her dad's struggle with cancer and how it affected the way she ate after he died made me sort of... yeah. She's made some pretty funny comments about control and eating/exercise. I've heard that sort of talk before and it was usually from…

Immortal Beloved is GREAT. Boy, will that movie make you listen to Beethoven nonstop for a month.

She's talked somewhere else about her kids being hungry. I am in no way using this term disparagingly, but she reminds me of members of my family with eating disorders who project them onto their kids. My aunt is 90 pounds and a dinner at her house is two tiny (tiny) slices of steak and a serving of salad with oil and…

"Sometimes when my family is not eating pasta, bread or processed grains like white rice, we're left with that specific hunger that comes with avoiding carbs."

She starves her kids. It can't be good for them and furthermore, it's abuse. If you are making your kids go to bed hungry when you have the money to buy…

Work with high school students, REMEMBER being a high school student and everything about this is stupid. High school administrators are some of the most narrow minded, petty and vindictive people I've ever met. For what it's worth, my school pulled the same dumb crap (i.e. letting things slide one day and nailing…