I’d add a 60 second cap on the full-speed review. If you don’t see something within 60 seconds to overturn the call, you’re done.

As a neighboring Californian, the continued mispronunciation of your state’s name causes me to yell corrections at my screen.

Nicely done.

Is the Europe League more or less prestigious than the Europa League?

It’s like you know me.

I’ve been watching it for 38 minutes on a loop and I haven’t blinked yet. I’m dictating this to my son so he can write it for me so I don’t avert my eyes from the glory. Pray for me, 6th. Pray for me.

“Yes.”

Jesus Christ. I couldn’t do that on a 7 foot rim.

There is a beauty to the flow of a soccer match that is a privelige to watch. The first half yesterday was the opposite of that experience. It was like watching a soccer match have a seizure.

I came here to say something very similar.

Contrived or not, this is still a very nice gesture.

But did he lean back, back, back, back, GONE!

I feel bad enough that I gave this article a pageview. I sure as fuck am not giving the shitstain’s letter one.

He’s just channeling the Pepe meme in that photo.

I spent 20 years in Sacramento. Voluntarily. And I have no idea how I got there.

18 seasons. $51,270,137 in earnings. Not too shabby for a kicker.

You’re doing the Lord’s work. God bless.

Congrats Dan. You seem like a genuinely good dude. Just enjoy it and remember the feeling. History shows us they are few and far between.

Unless he’s purchased a better sim rig and he’s unloading his old one...

It’s a thin line between genius and idiot.