Doctor: What seems to be the problem.

Since all things are cyclical, I’m looking forward to the Pats, Sox, Bruins and Celtics all being basement dwellers at the same time for two decades running.

This is the most correct of takes. 100% score. A+ and gold star for you.

I think nobody should be in the Hall of Fame so it could serve as an unattainable construct to remind us of the imperfect nature of humankind.

You can ground me all you want, but my gym sock can stand on its own and has gained sentience.

When masturbation’s lost its fun, you’re fuckin lonely.

My 13-year-old son is teaching himself Green Day and Metallica songs on his guitar. Dad rock for the win!

This is very well said. As e-sports grows, this kind of shit is going to have to stop. Sorry guys, but the second you brought in corporate sponsors and started getting fat check$ was the day the immature bullshit had to end.

Fuck and yes. Bring the heat, Aly!

These weren’t for patrol cops. These were for administrators and unarmed community service officers that take basic reports and direct traffic.

It’s not about you, Larry. It never was, and it never will be.

Not defending anyone here, just clarifying. I’m pretty sure Coyle was referencing due process in regards to the student conduct process, not the legal process. Students who are accused of violations of codes of conduct are typically provided due process rights by those same codes of conduct. It makes Coyle’s framing…

Ted,

They are tied into a 35 year agreement, unless they can prove the City violated the terms of the management agreement. I highly encourage you all to read the source document, in the event your city tries to stuff a stadium up your ass.

I was going to tell you to fuck off, but that is just tremendous. Well played, sir.

I’d like to note that it smells like ass, mayonnaise and despair down here in the hot take mines. If anyone out there has some Febreze, we’d appreciate it.

Fair point. But they (NBC and/or the Premier League) have a bunch of internet assholes talking about it, so there’s that.

Alan Shearer did.

That was a terribly officiated game. Durant could have had a second T. Green got mugged in the paint in the first half. LBJ got mugged twice in the 2nd. The NBA is the hardest professional league to watch, with the NFL a close 2nd.

So many bold takes!