You missed a YUGE one:

I thought she said “union dispute.”

I’m in the greys, so nobody will likely see this, but my beef is that it was called a TD on the field. What was definitive in the replay that clearly demonstrated that the ball hit the ground? Sure, it moved, but can we say with 100% certainty that it didn’t move from his left to his right, with his right hand…

Somewhere, Tim is pressing the button under his desk.

He came down out of bounds. Loss of possession and three teeth.

As my father would say, “Well I’ll be goddamned.”

“I also did everything possible to score.”

Were you born without hands?

I agree with this assessment.

A Schiano Man would have jumped on the grenade and taken one for the FUCKING TEAM!!!

Time man of the year audition fail?

Lord, I hope they don’t.

Serious question: do you think the answer comes from the current two party system? I just don’t see candidates that either the Democrats or Republicans pump out being anything but beholden to the mega-donors of the corporate world.

“I’ll throw it near. I’ll throw it far. I’ll throw it wherever you are!”

The new TLC match format SUCKS!!!

Makes sense to me!

I need more specific instructions. Am I supposed to punch the roommate or have the roommate punch the door for me?

He’s been listed as “out” with a severed head.

This is not a tepid take.

When take your kid to work day goes bad.