I am well versed in human anatomy. I am no fool, do not insult me good sir.

If I ever get that sick I’m just shooting myself in the head. It literally cures every disease known to man and the bullet only costs a couple pennies.

I’m happy that this will no longer serve as a distraction for GoFundMe’s noble mission to provide a dignified platform for Americans to beg for money in order to afford life-saving medical treatment.

Right? First of all, it’s “eeveelution”, and second, Umbreon is the best. Fight me.

OK, time to get another tattoo. But with modern needles.  :)

Gaiman does address god creation in the latter part of American Gods. I’m very interested to see how they handle that section.

The only real American God is money. We sold out to it a long, long time ago and built an entire civilization on it. Everything else is just details.

I’m pretty sure Pratchett’s eventual starting point explanation was “Stuff happens, what the heck” which I enjoy greatly

There are a lot of reasons/motivations: if one were to ask an anti-abortion man why or confront about the irony or unfairness of men being involved in this conflict, he would say that abortion is murder of a defenseless innocent, and therefore it’s not any different from any other anti-murder attitude. But that’s, I…

I tried calling 911 to confirm, but nobody answered. Then I call the front desk of our hotel (Ritz-Carlton) and they told us to just stay in our room. Which I did not do, instead we went to the bottom of the stairwell with a few other people. We had no cell reception and the wifi was down so we kinda just sat there…

“Fuck you, I got mine.” - The Baby Boomer’s mantra.

Hold on let me check...

Nice. In hindsight, I should have downed a couple shots and taken the dog for a walk.

- You can get a pretty good Chromebook for ~200

That and the smell of freshly popped popcorn.

Nostalgia is the most powerful purchase weapon ever created

GOD, i miss my first Atari.

geez, you’re a sensitive soul aren’t you? this isn’t hurting anyone.

Intersex is closer to 1%, as is transgender. I understand that being respectful to other people apparently doesn't come naturally to you, but being inclusive hurts no one. Being exclusive ends with people dead. Sorry, but I think your feelings are a wee bit less important than basic human respect.

You should’ve worked harder and come from a better family so that these nonexistent price increases won’t affect your bottom line.