there's a good documentary on netflix called erasing hate, where this guy has full body/face tattos of nazi shit and it documents his getting them removed. fully re-enforces my no tattoos policy.

Another reason they should keep teaching cursive in schools!

Fortunately for Holly, a show called "Bodyshockers" has taken pity and is covering the cost of lasering off three of her tattoos (the dick, the 'Dyke,' and some sort of cartoon that was supposed to be Storm from X-Men but apparently didn't come out looking as such, as DIY tattoos tend to not look).

Maybe I'm overthinking things, by why is she smiling in the pic? Is it because she knows she's going to get the tattoo removed? Cause the way I see it, not only is a dick tattooed on your shoulder(blergh), but it's a shitty one at that(double Blergh). If there was ever a time to be frowning, that would be it.

Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and tattoo. Otherwise middle-aged types like myself get to gleefully tut-tut over kids today.

I'm about to blow your mind...once Robbie moved out My Thrre Sons acquired a DAUGHTER, Dodie.

Larry, Darryl, and Darryl:

Funny you should mention My Three Sons. One of the sons and his wife had triplets as part of the plot. As I remember, the mom knew which baby was which because she had marked their heels with the right names. That worked until bath time, and then shenanigans ensued.

Tattooing their names to their foreheads is clearly the only option.

Don't forget about identical Richters!

I would have named them Robbie, Chip and Ernie.

Maybe he forgot his fronts piece?

when approximately 1% of the population has celiac disease

Well, I suppose this is the perfect time to share the tale of the time I tried to make my own organic, sugar-free Sprite.

"Please let me learn sir, I don't want to work in the factory when I grow up!"

Makes me wonder why they even have an academic-looking teacher. All they really need is somebody to feed books into the machine and make sure kids don't take off the headphones.