I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

Wow, Rudy’s really showing his age.

This makes sense. I couldn’t imagine the actual Donald thinking, before these speeches, “these are the racist points I want to make, and here is how I’ll cloak them.” But if he’s surrounded by people saying “this election is going to be stolen by people in the inner cities,” he’s just absorbing it without thought (or…

Fun fact: that is not actually a stuffed animal! It’s their favorite maid Florencia in a lion costume. The Trumps wanted to include her in the family photo because they love her so much they practically feel like they own her!

Love story, schmove story — it’s about money and power and dysfunction.

I don’t watch that but it sounds like the bug guy in Men In Black.

And I was so hearing Mom voice from Martha Raddatz. That tight, at-the- end-of-patience tone that one uses with a tantrumy kid, while privately considering if there are boarding schools in the middle of the Sahara, and if said school can be afforded.

Oh, that one gives me nightmares, too. I try not to look at Uday’s face much.

This cut brings home to me something I hadn’t really noticed while watching the debate. There’s a huge charisma differential. Huge. Even when the camera and lights are on him, and he’s talking, she’s the one I’m looking at.

The entire time I would be on stage repeating “do not twirl” over and over again in my head.

He reminds me of the vampires from 30 Days of Night.

It’s not vulgar, it’s just locker room talk.

my theory is it’s Ivana + Ivanka, in a plotted, elaborate revenge against this disgusting man and his horrible sons.

She and Megyn Kelly are in cahoots. I feel it.

Exactly. Trump is the one drinking and laughing with his buddies in the hours before the debate.

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

I heard a lady on NPR the other day who was pro-Trump because Hillary, “spent the whole debate flirting with the camera.”

“This is going to be a cake-walk”

i feel like someone on his team had to have been like

Campaign manager: “Hillary stop prepping. You gotta Meet voters.”