"When current Nike superstars Shalane Flanagan, Will Leer, and Lopez Lomong".

How is walking off the track after you finish a race a protest? Because they were holding hands? Aren't you supposed to leave the track after you finish a race? If they'd left at the start, or in the middle, that's something....but leaving the track after a race, even when holding hands, hardly seems like a protest.…

Calm down, we all wish you the best in filling your open roster spots.

Dear Coach Dave I feel like I can call you Coach Dave because you and me are so alike. I'd like to be on your team one day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your…

1. Do you have a tattoo of a softball on your ass?

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

How in the BLUE HELL do I switch back? This is fucking terrible.

Why do you hate us?

The best part of the new Kinja is exposing me to all these shows and references I never would have seen in any other forum before.

OH FUCK YOU

I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.

It is ironic they use the same font as 24, because that's the number of players the Bucs are away from contending.

Can someone hit the snooze button on that thing, and maybe we'll wake up tomorrow and find this is a joke?

Director's cut.

It's on there, you numbnuts.

"He deserved my scorn, but doesn't deserve it from everyone else."

I'll admit, I was crazy. Crazy for lowering my standards for you. Crazy for believing you had potential. Crazy for making excuses for your faults and overlooking your downfalls. Crazy for believing you when you told me you loved me and wanted to spend the rest of your life with me. Crazy for wasting 2 1/2 years on…

So I'm curious Deadspin, why did you choose to block out the woman's face, but show the guys? If she is willing to post that shit online, then she should be woman enough to own up to it. I wouldn't care about most of it, but when someone works at a school and you call them a borderline pedophile, with no real proof,…

No goombas were harmed during the making of this run.

Because as we all know, the true measure of quality is how many people watch your show.

What do you mean Frank Caliendo is a "schmuck?" He's a phenomenally talented impressionist who can impersonate people whom you don't think are even impersonate-able. He's not one of the those lame comedians who does Pacino and Walken ad nauseum, though he does them superbly as well.