There’s only one real Salty, and that would be is Kate. I’m done with this nonsense:)

“Yes, you can.”

Deadspin is gone, man...

You should all be ashamed. Drive-By Truckers’ Southern Rock Opera is the only answer.

Queensryche’s Operation:Mindcrime

Da Fino! (no desk, but great scene)

He was at his best in O Brother! So damn funny...

It’s great fun.

“Sweet weepin’ Jesus on the cross...!”

Scientology.

“... That Mustang had six hubcaps, know what I mean? and I love the way they all flew off when he landed it that ravine...”

I’m not a Beck fan, but you are absolutely right.

I Googled it.  It turns out it was one mike and a DJ mixer.

He was angry too, you know.

Right???

Where’s the beef?

One of my all time favorites.

I don’t need a paragraph to say fuck that piece of shit movie.  Why does everyone think it’s so great?

We’re gonna need a link to that....

Well, this aint Deadspin, that’s for sure.