Are you really trying to say Maryland somehow has more incest than West Virginia because of *laws?* BAHAHAHAHAH that’s funny. Dude, since when has a LAW stopped anybody in West Virginia from banging their cousin or daughter? West Virginia had to make a law prohibiting first-cousin marriage because it was HAPPENING.…

Belle was hardly Mr. Sunshine, but as a lifelong Orioles’ fan, I absolutely thought his signing was a great addition to the team. Shame about his hip, obviously, but it sure seemed like the O’s had a real winner on his hand. Still one of the most terrifying players in the game - not unhinged like Milton Bradley, or…

Goody Smoak and I saw her the other night and I thought my wife was going to drive down to the Verizon Center to smack the hell out of her. “THAT’S A WASTE OF PLAYOFF TICKETS!!!”

Good luck. Bear in mind that dropping a 5 dollar bill on the ground in many of those areas would be almost as effective in doubling peoples’ incomes. I live in Western Maryland, 30 minutes from the Harper’s Ferry/Charles Town/Shepardstown/Martinsburg WV area that is WAY more prosperous than the rest of the state, and…

You might want to look a little longer at that big black dong.

Skip Bayless is already applauding you for being the positive role model that young black man needs.

They will once they add more money to their pre-paids at the Giant Eagle

Which one has the lower tax penalty?

“I’m madder than Hillary Clinton getting nut-kicked at a fundraiser”

+1

The biggest flaw with this compliment is that what you call politeness is rightfully termed apathy.

The Nats are much like the Tampa Bay Rays/Miami Marlins/Diamondbacks in that many of their fans are still loyal to their original hometown team, where ever that might be, so the local squad is definitely an…

The most recent occupants of that space, post-Navy and pre-Nats were a lot of DC’s underground sex clubs, bath houses catering to alternative lifestyles and big concert/dance club joints. It was a seedy dump, but it had a charm.

I thought for sure when I saw the fuzzy Q that this was going to be “Sucks to Be You” and thought “Ass” but then I clicked the link and realized you picked a fine song indeed.

While we’re at it :

Hashtag it gets better? I mean, it has to, right?

“+1 from me!”

Where do you live that she’s hot, an all-male prison?

ah, gotcha. No harm, no foul. You’ve got the right idea with the comment : maybe if you’d made the comment “you spelled “there were too many black people” wrong - Richard Spencer” it would have been more obviously a joke instead of - how I saw it - calling me a racist. But dude, I did morning radio and stand up for…

So that’s why he moved to Landover in Prince George’s County?? HAHHAH WTF LOL nice try fool. “I hate beef; movin’ to Houston!” Duh.

No, it’s actually because DC was a complete shithole. From 1986 through 2003, there were over 200 murders each year, including a five year stretch of 400+. 10,000+ vehicle thefts a year,…

Nice try, Revisionist History Major, but JKC paid for his own stadium with his own cash - that’s why it has all of the charm of a proctologist’s office. Maryland paid for road improvements and an interchange on 495 to Arena Drive. That’s it.