A boy asks “What’s your favorite fart?” with a mischievous look on his face.
Surprisingly similar to the process for writing a popular AV Club comment. You just have to replace all the options in the right-hand column with a single
Are you implying that someone might have a hard time getting along with William Corgan, Entirely Reasonable Adult Human, Esq.?
Seeing a lot of folks talking up the graphic novel. I’m coming at this kinda backwards—I saw the film at TIFF, and liked it so much I picked up the book, but haven’t yet read it. I can’t assuage any anxieties about how well it works as an adaptation, but judged on its own merits it very capably scratched my…
What are you talking about? Punishment? This is a great butt. The best butt. Many people are saying so.
I don’t know what it is, but I always think of Imagine Dragons as a christian rock band without heavy christian lyrics.
i hate most of the garbage i listened to as a kid. guess my brain sucks
When does Billy make the transition to a thrash metal guy? He was listening to “Kill ‘Em All” at one point, which makes me think that he’ll probably morph into a Thrash metal guy who hates to even remember the lame hair metal he used to listen to.
“He’s my capo”
Now I just wish Letterman was still on so he could bring back “Is This Anything?”
You think she’s the weirdest bit of entertainment the Internet has to offer? Oh goodness, you sweet summer child.
“I forgave Quintin after he literally fell to his knees in tears and kissed my feet begging for forgiveness. It was a touching display.”
Ooh, Justin Timberlake flags a red hankie? I didn’t realize he enjoyed fisting so much.
No amount of grease up in this jawn’s gonna stop me from climbing some poles an Sunday.
I’m guessing it was Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates. Surely he’s friends with those two prominent nerds. I’m certain they have opinions on Hellboy casting.
This is key to why I will probably never quit the show. When it’s good it’s good and when it’s bad it’s Neil Breen level staring and laughing in awe bad.
“If Archie can’t even handle my grandma’s fingers, how can he handle murder!”
Honestly, I prefer a terrible joke tattoo to a terrible tattoo that’s supposed to be serious and reverent. At least you can laugh at Hardy’s tattoo or your friend’s clipart turkey. When someone gets a creepy portrait of their toddler or their dead parent, you have to pretend it doesn’t look like crap.
I like John Hodgeman’s idea to buy the Boston Celtics and rename them the Boston Whiteskins.