"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

You like the things I like so your opinion is inherently better than the others.

I love this so much.

Why is the whole video in slow motion?

Also pictured, for the sake of clarity: 260lbs

Does this remind anyone of Lavender Town?

No need to cite the source for this comic? Yes the formatting makes it obvious to devotees that it is taken from XKCD, but still ...

RG 3rd string

"You cannot walk to the Super Bowl,"

Adding even more credence to this guy's story, he isn't a senator's son.

Typical. No matter what happens in the world, the USA is still all about the 1%.

This is the worst Final Geopardy question ever you guys.

Perfect for playing 'Red Light, Green Light'!

I assume the check for his 54 million dollar extension cleared..

He really has taken #nofilter to a whole new level

I like his use of the Instagram polarizing filter.

Fingers crossed that it fixes those issues, unfortunately it'll probably just force me to realise that I am actually that bad at BF4.

"Phenomenal, cosmic power, itty bitty living space."

Kellen Winslow Sr. picks Kellen Clemens as favorite namesake

That tackle of Vernon Davis was pretty nutty.