I use it everyday for turning on the lights at dusk.

You think that Regina is cold, you should see my wife's!

Merriman: Of course the skills aren't transferable, stupid. One's a steroid-filled entertainment spectacle where the participants alternately fake injuries and suffer severe brain damage leading to memory loss, and are watched by millions with an equal blend of fatalism, revulsion, and anxiety, and the other's

Well, who's going to really whip the llama's ass now?

If anybody unfamiliar with American football is wondering why a player would be nicknamed Megatron, here's a good example; He's the guy catching the ball with 3 defenders around him.

Too bad for MS and the retailer; since the thieves were able to stay hidden for more than 15 minutes after commission of the crime, those X1s are as good as theirs now.

I'm starting to see a definite pattern in iOS updates - every time I apply one, via iTunes or over-the-air, it comes back with Bluetooth turned on. No, bad phone!

Upon further review, the call on the field is confirmed. This disrespectful motherfucker is a garbage ass.

Garbage ass?? Where'd he get that insult? The toilet store?

Ha!

MOP BOY: I'm traveling as fast as I can!!

Geez. Between this and the Lance Armstrong posts, DeAndre Hopkins must be feeling pretty insecure right now.

I'm all about team unity, but really, another Texans stroke?

I got my Hue lights when I worked at Apple... At the time we got a pretty great discount and I thought they'd be a fun thing to have. After living with them for a year I can honestly say they've been one of the best investments I've made in a while. I use them every day, saves energy, and ultra customizable. IFTTT…

+1 broken controller.

Atari 2600 with a sealed, in-the-box copy of Pac-Man.

This is why Art Direction is so much more important than shaders and and other rendering tech.

At least Incognito can take "dirtiest player in the League" off his resume now.

I'm twice the man you are.
-Riley Cooper

"I'll fight half the n**gers here."