This is how we roll at my house.

Suspended five matches and stripped of her volleyball captaincy for being a designated driver for her drunk friends? I'd say she got off easy. Schiano would have cut her for being that lame.

Most of the kids at the party thought they were drinking normal punch. It didn't take to big a leap for her school to figure that she was the one who spiked it.

If you're going to portray Cox as a model of sobriety, then it's probably not a good idea to include a picture of her doing a bump.

Kim is a big fan of Fire Emblem!

Left out the best new improvement

Study: Former NFL Players Have No Idea What They Did Five Minutes Ago

It's no surprise that they used the written word to solve this. It's kind of a rule to use prose before Hoes.

I won't be impressed until Apple does it. [runs away and hides]

Well, I guess we know where at least two Astros fans were!

the implication being that majoring in sociology was something of a joke.

Diabetes Types, Ranked

I just hope an API for this comes soon so I can get rid of passwords throughout my device.

He didn't mean to imply Coach K was there, he was simply citing him as an expert on blowing your seed.

"Everybody knows his brother Rex wouldn't have stepped in and done something like this. He's not one to toe the line, there's no way he would foot a bill for a bunch of poorly heeled strangers. Not to say Rex has no sole, but if he walked through the arch of some two-bit dive bar, he'd sooner be shot dead in his…

I'm not sure about his eligibility, but he definitely traveled.