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Because “shrill” = “lady”

Ha! I prefer Nuremberg Barbie, but Republican Gidget is fabulous.

I had the same reaction to W., the other day. Much as he has been sanitised in comparison with the unhinged looney-tunes we are currently enduring, his speech patterns drove me to distraction. I remembered what those eight years of auditory blood pressure surges were like.

+1. I turn off NPR whenever he starts talking. I prefer to read my daily dose of stupidity. Most preferably with a heavy dose of Jez snark to make the medicine go down.

Also, judging from that photo him and the “not tall enough to be a runway model” (5'2") woman he’s engaged to, the balding dork, who thinks he’s god’s gift to women, is maybe 5'8". Can we say delusions of grandeur?

Full head of hair and perfectly adequate girth. Mummy said so.

Time to fire some more missiles.

it would be a weird move to have the jewish couple hosting this, no?

I didn’t say she had input. She could have turned the job down when she saw what it would be. She didn’t, and that makes her fair game for criticism.

Fuck everyone and everything and may every single person who worked against Hillary Clinton outlive their children and then rot in hell.

Just thinking out loud here, but maybe if your views are so extreme and unpopular that you need a security detail as Education Secretary, you won’t actually be that effective in the job and should just step down.

THANKS JILL STEIN VOTERS!

Eleventeen. He got exactly eleventeen electoral health votes here. Sadly he needed numpty-three votes, so he was a few short.

Its an outrage. I’m calling my representative in Moscow.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

How amazing would he be as Bond?

I’m pretty sure Chancellor Merkel was thinking the same thing.

That’s not the only reason he wants her on immediate call, I’m sure. He seems to use her to impress powerful men, sort of pimp her out. It’s weird that she attends important meetings (business and political) just to sit there. I think she’s supposed to be eye candy.

Is there anymore doubt that ivanka is donalds “handler”? That she is there to control and placate him? Help him find the light switches?