That's because she's a he

That's just so wrong that it's right

You touched on a main point . I don't understand all the haters, Ryan Reynolds is banging her, she must be doing something right .

Old school. I like you, can't star this enough times.

I know right ???

Agreed never get arrogant to the bulk of your customers, but seriously with regard to this bit of corporate puffery, the overwhelming majority of their customers probably don't even notice it and if pointed out just shrug.

You're ranting here about a mindless piece of corporate nonsense.

This ranting answer is as mature as your original complaint. You need to get over yourself and the supposed importance of your opinion to corporate America. Also do yourself, and those around you, a favor and cut down on the caffeine will, probably help you cut down on your mindless rantings.

With all due respect your daily double latte or whatever you get is hardly "helping to keep [Starbucks] in business " . I will go out on a limb here and suggest that should you decide to take your business elsewhere your contribution to the corporate bottom line will not be missed.