Maybe I’ve spent too much time at local government meetings (I used to be a reporter for a small county newspaper) but I actually found this episode hilarious. It really captured the banality of being a fantastic monster in small town living.

I loved the sight of the vampires riding on top of the bus just to get away from Colin.

“God has called me to my peaceful place. Even with the loud music and lights and all, a strip club can be like a church. God makes it rain in all ways.”

Don’t they just kick you out of McDonald’s if you take that long? Or does he reserve a table next to the PlayPen?

“He likes a small table, a four-person table, so people can come over to say ‘hello’ but there’s not enough room to invite people to join.”

Katie Rife is reviewing WWDITS weekly, as stated above. There’s no link because it hasn’t aired yet. 

Manchin is INFURIATING for us WV Dems. I wish we’d had a better option last election cycle... *fumes*

When Selina has to go meet with with the public and “real people”: “I’ve met some people, some real people, and I gotta tell ya, a lot of them are fucking idiots.”

Jonah: eating so much pussy that I’m shittin’ clits.

Given that Georgetown Law is ranked 14 in the nation and how much time Tiffany spends partying and socializing while she's supposedly enrolled, I’m going to assume the admissions bribery nonsense also extends to graduate schools now.

After Season 7 ends, do the one-week free trial with HBO Now and BINGE THE ENTIRE THING.  Seriously.  It is amazing.

This is undoubtedly my favorite scene in the entire series. It’s so vulgar and depraved and it’s everything that makes the show great:

Weddings are a day for your parents’ friends to get completely shitcanned with your friends and badly dance to decades-old pop music.

“The reality of everything he is losing with Khloe and True is sinking in for Tristan, its hitting him now and hitting him hard. He’s realized he doesn’t want to lose his family,a big paycheck a friend of Tristan’s tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY.

Hi, Rebecca. Can I please get out of the greys? I do comments good. I’m not a super prolific commentor, but I get likes and I don’t troll. It’s been a decade. Help a lady out. 

About a decade ago my mom, in a burst of nostalgia, took our whole family to Disney World a few years ago.

I think if we switched systems, we would find that the popular vote totally disenfranchises people not living on a coast.

I have a naturally high pitched voice, and when I get myself worked up it gets higher and higher until I have to pause and reset because only dogs can hear it. Then I have my professional voice. It’s a little slower and slightly deeper than my natural voice, which is high southern valley girl. My daughter mocks me…

“The driver of the SUV was a 77-year-old man who thought the vehicle was in reverse, when he hit the accelerator and was in drive instead.”

If you agree with the protesters about Clinton’s rhetoric contributing to this massacre, can you tell me how? I don’t get it.