Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

This game was over before the first ball dropped.

“Don’t worry,” one Spanish child said. “Sometimes you just have to suffer the slings and arroz.”

He misread and thought he was supposed to be getting ready for erection day.

I hear you. Like I’m gonna do math on a Sunday night.

Kevin, are saying DC cops have more training than DC cosmetologists? Make your untis equivalent, man!

I don’t get it either. Cardinals fans are the best fans in baseball. They clearly do not deserve this treatment. #bfib

You know what’s funny? I was actually thinking “while I wish Kaepernick would stand for the national anthem and honor his country, I totally understand and respect his decision. If his stance helps, even in a small way, to shed some more light on issues facing minorities in this country, then it was worth it.”

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!

Much more tasteful than the women’s counterpart.

Did Lochte lie or just shade the truth? The story on deadspin published last night seems to be the most accurate and comprehensive order of events.

4 piss ass drunk swimmers vandalize a gas station at 6am. Security comes up and demands compensation speaking a foreign language and a gun may or may not have been drawn.

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140 characters is too small a template to express a lasting sentiment or manifesto, so I’d probably just speak from the heart, you know? Lik

Yeah, people base it on sheer number of medals but swimming has way too many medals.

I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

The Americans hold a 47-3-6 record against Canada, and have not lost to them since March 2001 in the Algarve Cup.

Ugh...