Turn Down For What!

HOLY SHIT YOUR DICK IS HUGE

Wait...WTF did Messi do to his hair? Is this 1999? Are all the cool kids bleaching their hair again?

That ball from Suarez cut right through the other team. He really is on the bicuspid of greatness.

A cold, rainy, TUESDAY evening in Leicester!

Yeah, but can they do it on a cold, rainy evening in Leicester!?!?

Kind of rare to see a fan from Australia.

Ah, so this is what they meant when they said Draymond was “undersized” for his position.

“Or five times.”

Alas, A Yale man would have gotten more.

Shit, I get upset when I have to scroll to the bottom of a drop down menu to get the the US.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

I love this country. Even dipshit cunts like you are allowed to have stupid opinions.

Powerful

I will not apologize or back down from speaking my truth.

I’m suing.

To be nitpicky, I suspect he’s suing an underwriting syndicate at Lloyds, rather Lloyds itself. Lloyds doesn’t insure anyone, it just herds the sharks.

Is it any surprise that the one coach in my son’s tee ball league - a league where they don't call outs or keep score - who takes every game as seriously as the goddamned World Series is the guy coaching the Junior Cardinals?

Much better defender than Hakeem Olajuwon? Oh boy.

Timmy couldn’t continue playing without old buddy Joey Crawford.