Q: Is cab over best over?

A: Of course it is.

I don’t think you understand... this is ALL I ever want.

Yeah, yeah, tell that to the “bUt It”ll TiP OvEr” and “We MiGhT LeT A mOrE MoDeRN VaN” rapscallions that have never let my flock near a track or an autocross.

Meanwhile me, using public roads as my racetrack as a result:

The USDM Mitsubishi Delica.

Honestly, I’m alright with this. My only complaint about modern minivans is they have been too bubbly and swooshy, and maybe this accounts for their perception in the public eye. More usable volume inside while you’re at it since instead of rounded surfaces you gain more corners.

You check if there’s any local events around you? I mean, last year had a significant dearth of events because of Reasons but I expect them to pick up again this year. A lot of folks dip their feet in the 1lb and 3lb classes and a good year (a.k.a not last year) sees several dozen around the US.

The 2015 version of Overhaul was briefly in the MIT Museum....

...because it was built by a flock of MIT kiddos and lumlums.

I got it back from the MITM and am restoring it like some classic car.

Dude, I want this to be real as much as any of us. This company has been around for almost (or over) 20 years working on the same design and has never turned a product out and keep trying to raise more money, now through crowdfunding with StartEngine.

Until they release something to somebody, whether it’s end user or…

I have a good one for this. My daily for 6 and some years was this thing:

YES. YEEEEESSSSS. This is the best possible take. The ekranoplan is the Boaterhome of naval vessels. As a fan of both ekranoplani and horrifying vans, I will save this comment for posterity.

Someone send this to Eric Schmidt, stat.

Electric fuel pump retrofit and OEM pump/filter head delete. Rerouted intake. New brakes, rotors, drums, pads, and master. Wiring therapy. Halos.

I got it as a friend for my other Centurion. 

What’s stopping us!? Vans are aplenty! #toomanyvans

Welp, I just signed my van up. Hopefully they accept. Nobody gets to tell me this isn’t a sports car. Low mid mounted inline 4, independent fronts and rack & pinion steering, 51/49,and rear wheel drive. And a veteran of Western NC.

My ven are very high volume yes #toomanyeconolines

If only my emails promising high-quality content about terrible vans were answered 😭

If only Jalopnik will notice my many emails offering to write high-quality horrible van content!

I sincerely feel like Dave is my future.

It’s not what’s inside the garage (more robot workshop and EE lab), but outside....