Plants v Zombies is awesome strategic time-wasting fun-times! You get so focused on ensuring your plant mix suits your style of offensive-defensive play that you don’t notice how it’s been 4 hours and you’ve forgotten to eat, drink, or blink.

Taco diet....don’t you mean “regular diet that I eat all the time”?

Me please?

My hate is rational....why does girlfriend always have that awful smirk, like she smelled a fart? So uncomfortable. Relax your mouff!

I spent NYE 1999 (the one where the world was going to burn because Y2K was the coming apocalypse) eating cheese and meat fondues in Switzerland with a broken knee (first ski slope of the season...so sad) and a broken heart (first boyfriend of my life...not sad now). Swiss meat fondue is basically thin slices of veal…

no way, everyone look good in those things. Velvet (especially the cheap kind that comes elasticized) is basically pyjamas. Sequins hide all manner of ills. Satin is harder to pull off, but shiny will generally blind people, so win?

Velvet and sequins and satin in black, silver, gold, and red. I love all of those, and will wear everything at once!

You just have to train them. I have a friend who doesn’t wear pants, and has a complete wardrobe of floofy/sequined/satin robes that she wears all the time. She just says “Thank you” whenever anyone comments on it. We’ve all gotten used to her showing up everywhere in crazy outfits.

Agreed from this tweet. But who is he?

Unfortunately it’s a family dynasty thing (father-daughter) where most of us are/were friends with the daughter before working for them. All I can say, is that she promises good things,and then slowly but surely gaslights you until you are never sure she ever promised anything to begin with.

There's a nudist beach in my home city, and this is how all the old hippies walk around. Gotta cover up the top to protect from the sun but air out the bottoms....

It’s a trap!!!

No silly, the hot boob-man is the alien. His hotness is the 5th wave! They can take all our men if they replace with hunkiens-from-outer-space

Hot-diggity alien man-breasts. Yes PLEASE, bring on your 5th wave if this is what it looks like!

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You are describing my life. I work in the same industry as Whole Paycheck, even sell to them, and my little grass-roots, family-owned company is fucking evil! They have used me at every turn, all whilst talking about “honesty, integrity, equatable pay and time off, extra time off if you need it - just ask.” But when…

He got married this summer and has a new baby, so maybe Rocco enjoys having a family where all the focus isn’t on him?

She lives not far from my bf, and we walked right by her on the street not long ago. I was like “Where do I know that lady from...? She’s kind of short, and has cute kids!” And then I almost shit a brick, since I listened to her and Enya on repeat when I was 11...also Jann Arden...so it was kind of exciting!

Oooh that's dark. Or at least that's where my mind is going, all Dursty

You DARE me?!! Sheeeeeeeeeettttt.....