Anyone else find themselves constantly doing that thing where you start a rant, decide you need to stop because you’re going to make yourself sick/have a rage stroke, and then 10 seconds later start up again because you just can’t stop?

The 15 Warnings Signs of Impending Tyranny

I want someone to throw a party across the street from Chris Christie’s and invite Bruce Springsteen to play. I bet he would go just out of spite.

Oh. When it just says “Demi”, I’m going to assume we’re talking about Moore

I would pee on that nasty man’s face. But only after a lot of coffee. And wine. and beets and asparagus. And during a yeast infection.

EVERYONE CAN SEE MY SHAME is seriously making me LOL right now.

Here’s the thing. If you are a male-identifying person and the thought of being around a bunch of women in vagina hats freaks you out, how about doing for women what we’ve been doing for you all along? Pack us lunches for the march. Watch our kids while we march. Make sure dinner is ready when we get home. Maybe…

Also, and I’m only half joking here, since when have white men ever asked if they were welcome before barging in on something?

I mean, just look at these MASCULINE HUNKS OF MAN:

You’re right, since the election is four years away, we shouldn’t spend a single second relieving our stress by laughing at the idea of Donald trump paying for piss sex fun.

Right? I called my representatives today about the ACA and about Sessions. I don’t appreciate being told that I’m doing it wrong and killing democracy because I have also been reading about this weird piss story.

+1 ew

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

You realize they’ve actually worked to educate the public on the Armenian Genocide, right?

these NAMES

The “soooo happy about love/my man” and “soooo cryptically distraught about possibly love/my man/life” FB friend. Smh

Please tell me that is a real card. LOL

Whatever is going on please don’t let these two mess up those beautiful children.

I just want to use this opportunity to point out, again, that Voter Fraud And Election Rigging Is Extremely Extremely Rare.