Honestly, I love this song. It's a great pop song.

I wish it accounted for underweighted individuals as well to explain why it didn't work for me. For some reason that would be more personally comforting than my boyfriends sperm is like the Oceans Eleven of Plan A execution.

I know I'm all butthurt about it.

I doubt it'll ever come up for him. The imaginary are known to be quite lean.

So we decided to go for kids on July 9th. The morning of July 10th, I realized it was super bad timing with my work schedule and I wanted to put it off for a couple of months. Because of our awesome timing with my cycle (perfectly timed with ovulation), I decided to take Plan B 10 hours after my unprotected sex. I was…

I am not a fan of these swim wear outfits she's been rocking, but damn, her waxologist is on point.

Did Miley Cyrus kick your dog or something? Why does Jezebel hate Miley so much? She's flat? Really? For a "feminist" site, Jezebel LOVES to hate on Miley for doing...what? Singing a little flat, but still singing her fucking face off?

She's appropriating cats from internet culture!

That is some grade A post-modern whatthefuck right there.

Laura, did you post this video just so that you'd have an excuse to put "Miley Cyrus" and "pussy" in the same title?

Does this mean I have to start liking Sarah Silverman? I'm conflicted.

Do you mean explosive fire-shits? If by "cleanse" you mean "explosive fire-shits" then I can tell you that they clean you out like roto-rooter. Buy ten of the whatever-is-cheapest-on-the-Taco-Bell-menus and eat them all within ten minutes, and be sure you are already sitting on the toilet. Bring a newspaper, and…

How I read this article:

Holy cow, I'm Yelp Elite as well and I'm really scared about the messages I keep getting from business owners. I recently received a really angry one - the review I left wasn't even that bad! He was basically saying "you're wrong, you don't know shit about food" (not true), and told me I should delete my review to…

'fair and honest public feedback' ... I do not think it means what you think it means.

ETA: what asshats. If I was an attorney I would take this case pro bono just to spite them.

The irony is that this story will probably do more to hurt their business than any kind of negative review on some random website, no matter how frequently it is used.

"Hilaria Baldwin gave an interview about what it was like to testify against her husband's stalker."

Duuuuuuuuude, brains is the one thing I had over those jerks in high school. Thanks a lot.