when did zac efron become david bowie circa 10 years ago.

I am inordinately tickled by Post-It’s gift to Lisa Kudrow.
(Then again, she did invent the damn things...)

Ahhh the Romy and Michelle reference!! As you can tell, I’m into it.

Need “ Romi and Michelle part2"

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

So today was the Scotland squad meet up! It was booked at Mimi’s bakehouse but got moved to a cafe next door because the place was packed! I wrote a note and posted it on the door about the location change and surprisingly it stayed up from the wind/no one tore it down.

I’m about to ask someone on a date. I’m very nervous.

Do you think he just assembles his tweets out of Google Alerts and a Boggle board?

He can be picky if he wants because he is Lionel Fucking Richie.

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

Eh, “hipster” is the new “bohemian.” I just hope for the day we get “Hipster Rhapsody.”

I watched part of the Marriage episode last night and part way through clicked to see HOW MUCH LONGER it was. “This is an hour?! Why???” was my response. It was boring. I got tired of her saying over and over “I’m not into marriage; I don’t DO this; This would never be me.” Okay okay! Then why are you asking these…

Netflix needs a “Stop Trying To Make Me Watch This” function. I’m sure it would elicit valuable data for them.

Ugh! Feel better! Anything Hemingway! I also loved Anna Karenina. A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich was also really great, and short, if you are looking to bang one off and feel productive.

PSA: Don’t be ashamed to treat your anxiety with meds. I started Effexor two months ago, and it’s honestly changed my life. I can’t believe I resisted for so long!

Elvira is so fabulous. I just love her!

I like making people laugh so mission accomplished! No need to be sorry.