Disclaimer: I am an old bastard.

They make an excellent main course next to your fried zucchini.

[Westboro Baptist Church plans protest outside of Ballpark Franks factory.]

And for every three hours of football 2 1/2 hours of it is spent on commercials and flags.

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“Handily” is a stretch. Send about 80,000 votes in key swing state counties in the other direction, and the electoral college tally would better reflect the popular vote outcome.

Like there’s any other kind.

Mr. Nomo concurs.

He averaged about 2.1 tackles per game in his career. You can look it up.

Watch the definitive David Suchet version on Acorn or whatever streaming service may have it available. That is all.

Thank you for watching Hawaii 5-O so the rest of us don’t have to.

Lest we forget, Magnum, PI (not the original first-season theme, which was awful, but the epic Mike Post tune).

A suggestion: Get yourself a Costco membership, skip the store, and go straight to the snack bar and order a slice. If you DO decide to brave the hordes, go to the refrigerated section and snag a couple of pies to bake at home. You’ll be glad you did.

Ah, stirrups.

Fantastic album. And there aren’t enough words to describe Ry’s talent.

As does Lyft and Uber.

Yes, there is enthusiasm here in Vegas for the newest novelty on the Strip. Yet I’m also reasonably confident the fans are smart enough to realize this fun little streak is unsustainable. The real test of their fandom will be when the novelty wears off after the team sucks to high heaven for the next six or seven…

Thank you for watching this show so I don’t have to.

Under. Doc and Strawberry got to it first.

After reading this, the burning question I have is, did the Radisson Inn offer a free breakfast buffet? Because if they didn’t, then your claims are suspect.