...for two tweets.

Please do a What is The Best Store? so I can sing the virtues of Total Wine & Spirits.

These people are awful. Truly incredible personifications of civil society’s impending demise.

The LVCVA is a cash cow. $2 million/year/20 years is a drop in the bucket for them.

True to form, Penn State’s helmets say nothing to nobody.

I started following events on Twitter last night after my wife stumbled on a report of the shooting by the local Las Vegas CBS affiliate. Conservatively, I would estimate that 99.8% of the tweets I read were utter bullshit.

D’Brickashaw Ferguson?

Dawn of the Bazinga

Adopt the Canadian rule wrt fair catches, and you’ll regain my attention.

Seriously. Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia...how do you tell them apart?

Hey now, no need to drag Chile into this.

You didn’t have to dump on the guy. I mean, come on, quit loafing around and squeeze out something original.

OMAHA! OMAHA!

Excuse me, I think you have some TP stuck to your shoe.

Second base, Troy Trojans, 1881

Can we quote you on that?

And a fellow Seton Hall alum.

k.d. lang

Mmmmmmmm, Guinness!

Well, they already have a perfectly serviceable stadium waiting, which of course means a team could move there and within three to five years, demand taxpayers buy them a new stadium.