Good Behavior = a reason to watch TV, period.

He don’t know Michael Jack Shit.

Visiting in-laws.

What I wonder is, who’s the idiot among those 23 who invited him along?

Or a ham sandwich.

Wait, you use your phone as a phone? PHILISTINE!

I wish I had Dodged this comment.

Did you fart? Because if you farted and it lingers, then yes, you were there.

Also true:

Ummm, Joan Jett...

This pun is jus perfect.

+400 pounds

200 hours of unpaid community service for Cobb County Parks & Rec.

Is it just me (and because I am lazy I have not yet researched this), but do the dimensions and overall look of the new Braves’ stadium mirror the old one? It looks almost identical in some ways. School me, please.

Many years ago, my wife was a labor and delivery nurse in Fallbrook, Calif., then home to infamous white supremacist, skinhead leader and former Klansman Tom Metzger. She also taught childbirth classes, many of which were attended by expectant couples in Fallbrook’s sizeable Latino population — and Metzger and his…

In a related development, Mike & Ike and Hot Tamales still aren’t speaking to each other, either.

Wait till you get to Season 2.

Piven started out awful in Selfridge — played the character way over the top, cartoonishly so — but he got better as the show progressed.

So when does it get cancelled?

But those dopey birth-control glasses have been around forever.