I think if someone could present themselves has even boarderline decent they would get steady in house job as a photographer, either fashion or advertising.  There is a big need for photographers, and people who know the editing software to make people/things look good.  The paparazzi give off this energy that would…

They always did look sleazy, because they always were sleazy. Here’s the original star stalker, Ron Galella stalking his most celebrated prey (she did ultimately win a restraining order against him in the case Galella v Onassis)...

Because, they are crazy assholes? Of all the subjects you can capture if you’re a good photographer and are willing to wait hours for the perfect shot unwilling celebrities would be the last choice of decent people. They’re just stalkers who carry around a camera as a front.

Why does every single paparazzi, bar none, look like the sleaziest pieces of shit alive? They never look normal, they always look like shit, have a crazy look in their eyes, and just act like all around assholes every single waking moment of their lives.

Maybe because he’s a paparazzo just doing his job, so not a stalker. To them, anyway. There’s no difference as far as I’m concerned.

Maybe she tried and they declined to do anything if he’s not on her private property? But the driveway might be enough to convince them.

Regarding the stalker..

In an astonishing display of restraint, here’s nine-months-pregnant Hilary Duff politely asking her stalker, whom she addresses as “sir” while he is idling in a residential driveway next to her car, to please stop following her to her son’s soccer game, her errand runs, and her sister’s house.

Quick, someone stop Cardi and explain to her that Milan is a city, not Italian for Halloween.

Years ago I worked with some of the scientists who left the collapsing USSR. Several of them told me that in Russia they believe all politicians are crooked to some degree, so they only respect the politicians who are smart enough to get away with it or are not corrupt enough to make to get caught. Which really makes…

Pro tip: if you suck at doing conspiracies, DON’T conspire to push an illegitimate SCOTUS justice through without due process or complete background checks or tamper with witnesses or spread lies from the highest halls of power or try to smear accusers.

It’s almost like there’s a vast right-wing conspiracy. If only someone had warned us it might be a thing...

Hello ladies, and please allow me to throw another dimension on this for you - this style is lifted from the streets of Berlin, and has been a older German hippy style for quite some time, until the hipsters got a hold if it. Now, it is supposed to be worn with an oversize coat, socks and birkenstocks, and a scowl.

Fun fact: there is a DNA-testing service out there that claims to use your genome to determine your ideal wine! The DNA testing industry has basically turned into palmistry, except if photographs of people’s palms were potentially worth money when licensed to biochem companies...

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I’m utterly resistant to dna testing (in my case, I can go back to my 16 great grandparents on my own and, as the Pointer Sisters would say, that’s a plenty).

Given that distinguishing between Malian and Senegalese DNA is almost certainly bullshit, I’d try and get some Senegal back in that playlist. Youssou N’dour is an amazing and inspirational singer. There was a documentary on him a few years ago called “What I Bring is Love” and I was psyched when he popped up in the…

I just bought one last week to carry my weed when I’m out in Venice. I told the young woman at Footlocker I felt weird having a fanny pack, she suggested I wear it across my chest as to not look feminine, I told her I dont care about looking feminine I look like a dork wearing a fanny pack. Goddamn is it convenient…

If I took the thing despite the fact I know my entire family, extended or otherwise, were all born in the UK going back decades