She’s so great, and from the promos she looks like she’ll be a fun Doctor Who. It is daft the people whining about how the Doctor should always be a man  - the Doctor is a space shifting alien for goodness sake. There isn’t even any sexual component to him/her, sure he’s close to his companions, but the closest thing…

I’m such a sucker for weddings and proposals and in general anything to get my mind off the absolute fuckery of our current state of the world. This made me so happy I cried like a little baby. 

“He’s a charming boy and all that ...”

“and all that ...” 

Lol, Granny is killing me with this incredible shade thrown into the middle of a straight-up burn!

Yeah they’ve been trying to make them a Thing since they were babies. Do you have a sense how Eugenie feels, though? I read a trashy magazine article that claimed she didn’t care that he wasn’t getting a title after their marriage, and that she was “happy to be Mrs Crookshanks.” I thought--that can’t be true! But…

You know when else he was extremely lovely?

Rich, you nailed it last night: if the director of the Oscars doesn’t know how to use a thank you speech to put life into an otherwise dull show, who would? (And really, was there a dry eye in the house? In the country? I don’t think so. )

I am the lowest common denominator. I want beautiful villas in Italy and baby animals and Harry Styles doing his best Oberon imitation in a gold leaf tiara.

That was way harsh, Tai, but I agree the plans for this wedding are ridiculous, and it is all Andrew and Fergie pushing because they think their daughters should be a bigger deal than Meghan and Kate because they are princesses of the blood. They aren’t even working Royals

Yeah and Camilla said Kate was rather dim...

You don’t have to be smart to be born into the royal family either.

Andrew and Fergie need to stop trying to make their kids a thing when they’re the bargain basement scraps no one likes.

- *snicker* Oh, Andrew. Always the spare, never the heir.

Can we start giving royals applicable names again? Like Sir Brooksbank the Charming but Dim,  Or Lady Eugenie of the Hat.

I love Jack Brooksbank's grandmother.

She was saying on her podcast that she was planning on a) wearing something outrageous and b) showing up early, before any “bigger” stars got there, since sometimes when she goes to award shows she doesn’t get to walk the carpet and doesn’t get photographed. I think the dress is gorgeous and the purse is HILARIOUS,…

The proud, clearly fake, ignorance is what pisses me off.

Remember when everyone started responding to this by saying “oh come on, she knew what she was saying, she thinks it’s cute,” like human beings who think being dumb is cool or fun or cute aren’t infinitely worse than ones that slip up and say something silly once in a while?

An Armenian who needs to have “pickles” explained to her!

Legit laughed out loud. This was perfection.

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