Here is another good resource for Windows configurations from 8.1 back to XP. http://www.blackviper.com/

Is there a chance the track could bend?

What about us brain-dead slobs?

Were you sent here by the devil?

Oh, this one is easy.....What's the only truck with 4-wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats 35?

The model for sale on Craigslist is this 2002 Maibatsu Truckasaurus with a 500 horsepower Cummins diesel engine. It's been retrofitted to run on the souls of the damned, which should make it even more efficient. Only 63,000 miles, too! From the ad:

You can dance, you can dance,

"Yeah, but if a wheel fell off and you plowed into a crowd or hit someone, all parties involved with the organization would be very angry. (And probably have a hell of a lawsuit on their hands.)"

Because top fuel chainsaw racecar. With a moustache / windshield.

We like brown wagons, right? No-wheel-drive unfortunately, and non-diesel. 4-8 hp, tops.

Lifehacker is always so relevant to my life haha. Just literally got back from a trip to Canada (I'm in California) Just wanted to mention that if you have T-Mobile, you auto-magically get free data and texts internationally. Voice is still $.20/minute but who talks on the phone nowadays

Or be with T-Mobile that covers you in 120+ countries as you travel. :) I don't work for them, just a happy subscriber.

I feel at least partly responsible for ruining your night Matt. But if it is any consolation, this was pretty damn hilarious. I dunno about your taco theory though...because it really does depend on your distribution channel. 4 tacos at your local NYC tacoria, you are o.k. 4 tacos at Taco Bell...you are rolling the…

"You said car theft twice.

It's also worth mention, while we're discussing the science of weight/fat loss, that there's a reason "low carb" diets are as popular as they are. The brief, and fairly unscientific answer, is because of how the body uses resources. Carbs, a.k.a. sugars, are the first thing that the body burns. So if you're eating…

It's like a menu.

Rod-pod sounds like a euphemism for the flesh light.

Could be, I Just call it as I see it; Im a whale biologist.