"Thank you for calling Mahindra Engineering, this is Brian. How may I help you?"

Pretty sure that's a backhoe. With two hoes.

Too Many Sweets Jesus.

I've just plain given up on a V8 5-speed for that very reason, regardless of the manufacturer. Those prices are a symptom of the problem I talked about in my earlier post; since they have become more and more rare over the years, people who own them are convinced that any shit example of a V8 manual half-ton truck is…

Um, could you tell us why the model of the jeep is important here? Did you make sure to throw that irrelevant detail in just to perpetuate stereotypes of wranglers as unsafe vehicles? I don't know why I'm asking, you clearly did.

Demolition derbies are to cars as viking funerals are to people.

He's just mad that it was two women driving.

Woman: Is that Doug DeMuro hiding in the bushes over there?

None of the dieselheads could light a proper flame because my burn was too cold.

Can Astons be had by prescription in CO now? I'd love to open a dispensary because I think this might be the cure for anxiety, depression, would help with chemo, and would also serve as palliative care for terminal patients, even if they just have to ride in the passenger seat.

Well I've been running down the road, trying to loosen my load, I've got seven keys upon my chain; two go to my Saturn, four have the same pattern, one is worn down to the grain. Now I'm standing on the corner in Tempe, Arizona, such a fine sight to see. It's a line, my Lord, out the door at Ford, buying Fusions with…

Every form of NYC public transportation is, technically, designated the P train.

I've missed that picture. +5 internets to you.

New Mexico is home to some truly exceptional ideas in automotive stuff.

Anyone have a link showing the differences? I am apparently in a state that's not in compliance, wondering what my ID is lacking.

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Regarding the concert rider thing that Van Halen is so famous for, it's actually not them being divas and more just them being rather smart. The reason they required a bowl of M&Ms without the green ones in there because it became an easy way for them to tell whether the concert venue/promoters actually read the…

Yeah, the US government uses volume licensing. Thus means for Windows 7 they use a KMS server to issue licenses to the clients. This merely means that system has yet to check in with the KMS server or that the KMS server is malfunctioning or is unavailable. KMS licensing is so lenient it is practically honor system…