As someone with a milder form of CP than the mother featured in the documentary, I'll say that smoking marijuana was most likely the best thing that happened to me.

This place has got everything!

No, never could be the dumbest. Only the greatest. Ever.

Planning a Christmas gift?

Although you may see diminishing returns, it doesn't hurt to download more RAM if it's free.

Something to remember is that cities and municipalities can have tougher laws than the state. For example, the state of New Mexico may have no laws concerning cell phone use but in Albuquerque it is illegal to text and use a phone without a hands free device.

Not only is Torx not a non-standard screw it is INFINITELY SUPERIOR to Phillips.

You're a very silly man, and I'm not going to rec you.

No no no, it's spelled, "Subaru," but it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

Must be Italian!

I think it might be cheaper to buy one Jalop in each state a 991 GT3 equipped with 1000 Gigawatt lasers.

"Give it to me"?

Caution Corral?

It's definitely all about the the green Chile and sunsets here.

Green chile makes everything better and probably the only reason I would miss this area if I had to move away.

As long as the space port doesn't look like this, I think we'll be alright.

Of course, it's all about the green chile.

I like the fact that it's within an hour's drive of the Trinity site AND that there's a whacko billionaire building a millenial clock into a mountain next door.

I kinda love that my state built a spaceport outside a town named after a game show.

Why wouldn't you take it the "White House" (you see what I did there), throw a pizza on the roof , and split?