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I feel like we should leave hares alone. Bunnies are really nice.

That should be her winning the nomination dance, she is pretty damn close! YAAAS Hillary! Also, you just made me realize that Hillary is one of the few people in the world who can pretty much wear every color and make it look amazing. Is it a coincidence that she and Lupita are one of the few and I love them both? I…
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I feel so sorry for him. He seems like the kind of guy who never even wanted to go into politics. Imagine if all you wanted in life was to train as an accountant, have a stable 9-5, wife, kids, nice house in the ‘burbs, a few buddies you drink and watch the game with. Now imagine that your horrible, manipulative…
Yes and afterwards, they play that parlor game, “Everyone who’s been elected President, take a step forward”. Not so fast, Jeb!
Imagine being told that if you worked hard just like your parents did you would get the same opportunities they would, so you go into life expecting that just by the sheer power of your effort you will succeed. Only now ten other people are vying for your job who grew up hearing the same thing.
Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.
Maybe we could raise the standards if hollywood didn’t fail this rudimentary test the vast majority of the time.
Lololol right?! Poor Eleanor, traveling around the country, working as the eyes and ears of the presidency. Too bad Fiorina wasn't there to tell her how to really do her job.
I didn’t know that an important part of the presidency was enjoying spending time with one’s spouse. Maybe someone should have told that to FDR.
Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.
Now we just need to workshop a transvaginal ultrasound equivalent. Transrectal firearm fitting?
Yes! I sent this tip. As someone who knows Stacey Newman personally, I can attest that she is one of the most kick-ass women I have ever met. She is always fighting the good fight for women in Missouri, and is someone we can all be proud of. Plus, she’s super nice, smart, and funny.
As a white person, I was wondering why the author didn't answer those questions, but then I realized that it's not their job to tell me how to be a decent human being. After all, it's not "positive behaviors" us good white people want to be congratulated for; we expect to be patted on the back for treating black…