“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Water resistance has only become important since the iphone has it.

It turns out the hunter was further enraged when he found that they even went bearback.

What the story fails to mention is that Pedals was having an affair with the hunter’s wife. Not only did she go black, but she went bear, so there was no chance of her coming back. The death was less about sport, and more about revenge.

This is unbearable news.

This is the nagging (sorry) problem I have with the drumbeat of “Believe Women”: yes, we need to get out of the habit of automatically disbelieving women who declare themselves to be the victim of rape, but at the same time we have a system of criminal justice that presumes innocence. I’d say that the presumption of…

What can Adam Silver do when there have been no criminal charges and the civil trial has yet to be resolved?

It doesn’t seem like the NBA should be doing anything until a ruling or judgement is made. Of course they dealt with players who plead guilty to a crime differently than a player who is vigorously defending a lawsuit.

This is contrasted to the cases of NBAers Jeffery Taylor and Darren Collison, who were suspended 24 and eight games, respectively, by the league after pleading guilty to misdemeanor offenses.

We get it Canada. You just elected Justin Trudeau. We’re all super stoked for you.

As a Jew, I would wear that hat every day.

If his favorite Village Person is the Native American, why would he dress up as the Construction Worker or the Sailor?

Another day (hour?) another poorly researched article by Hamilton Nolan. Wish this ritual had stayed at Gawker so I could just ignore them. Thanks a lot, Peter Thiel.

It’s when you get Chinese food and there’s only one wanton in the soup so you gotta fight over it.

Did you literally skip past the very next clause in the sentence where he says he read the transcript?

Except it is followed by “I read the transcripts.” That is basically the same as seeing it because both the questions and answers are typed up. For example, a script is much like a transcript. I can tell what happens in a film by reading the script, but not seeing it. I can do the same for a presser and the…

OP’s being a dweeb but it doesn’t mean he isn’t kinda right - while I’ll admit I totally forgot about The Concourse’s original purpose (wasn’t it to post Drew Magary’s awful dancing?) I doubt it had much to do with Hamilton Nolan’s left-wing economic crusade and yogurt choices.

I know some people think it’s a complete waste of time for Kaepernick to stand up there and talk about something that pretty much everyone agrees is terrible. Especially when there’s nothing he can really do to change it. But that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have to answer questions about the 49ers.

He didn’t really just compare himself to Muhammad Ali, did he?

Hey look, I found another bullshit gawker article in the sports section. I think the people at gawker are intentionally ruining the blogs because they are assholes.