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My best adventures of late - while seated comfortably.

I’m not a mom. Nor one in a million. When will these angry white bitches stop giving all women a black eye?

That Was a truly excellent wedding kiss. Enviable really. But the giddy running down the aisle was cringey af, lol. When I see couples do this I think “OMG calm down. It’s a wedding, not a new Lamborghini or a $35,000 chocolate pudding from Lindeth Howe Country Hotel.”

Lol. Just click on the site and order? I think they will be shipping them out in May. That is 6 months to wait. Also 6 months to anticipate. Anticipation can be wonderful. It may be your last experience of joy before the next election D: D:

Lol; “This bidet - where I had my first orgasm.” “Because we are here to celebrate my body.”

It can get kinda boring. I haven’t eaten anything with ‘regular’ chocolate in it for about......4 years?

I love white choco better than the dark stuff. It just seems a better palate for adding other subtle flavors

ETA: after Googling this I have decided that my delivery person is not getting any more treats.

Sure, OK.

I don’t have access to The Madalorian, but I’m guessing that baby yoda is part of the attraction so, yeah, it’s pretty mind-boggling that they missed their chance. By this time next year it could be Manda -who?

Ahhhh. Well in that case, hell sure. If the Nutty Professor movies hadn’t included the whole family, it would have bombed. I can’t even pick a favorite Klump.

I wish I could afford HBO :(

All the episodes. I would not be able to choose a favorite, although the “sexibition” where Fleabag dumps the Godmother’s champagne on the floor was pretty great.

Yesterday my Mr. used the phrase “rabbit ears.” Apparently it means punching someone in the kidneys? We were referring to my POS brother-in-law, so I hope it’s true :)

Its Toy-version won’t be under every Christmas tree this year (they really dropped the ball on that one), but NOW available fro pre-order

Murphy is good, be even he couldn’t pull that off. His SNL impression of Mr. Rogers was horrible enough.

Don’t know.

Thank you. I left that out. TiVo that shit. You want to be able to watch it on a loop, share to the web and/or make copies for sale, if that is possible. I will be over with snacks and your substance-of-choice later, plz.

Thanks for the virtue signalling, High. I very much doubt my sentiments about this un-named restaurant will lead to its closing. It sounds like they can accomplish that without any help from me.