First pink gloves, now looking for bad products. When was it okay for TSA to wander away from the mission of going after terrorists. I don’t think their Government funding even covers them to expand into these types of things. If so, watch out, it means they can do anything.

My story: I bought a Samsung TV in 2010 and it still works. Then I bought an LG and it still works, too.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

Thanks for lightning up my day.

Considering how it operates, I am going to say this one wasn’t singled out by race. It probably just got lumped in because the reports and testing showed it got people way high. If someone were on it they would probably be tripping balls so hard that they would have trouble getting out of the house.

I got someone pretending to be Russian. I say “pretend” because they accidentally slipped a “the” in at the end.

...I tried to click play :(

Let’s take that a step further, call it organic water, bottle it, and sell it to hipsters everywhere.

Well you know...they probably have a pH D in it... luckily they see clearly through the whole thing....

You floated a well done pun, I'm green with envy.

My biggest problem with my speed square is that it always takes me fifteen minutes to find where I last put it down.

Not in the US, as thanks to numerous federal judges, asking for ID is now racist apparently.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

completely agree with you, but i’ve accepted the sealed battery thing especially with portable chargers being so common now. I like to believe that the sealed battery also helps with waterproofing (one of my favorite features of samsung phones), but doesn’t explain the S5 which was water-resistant and removable…

Surprised this hasn’t made an appearance yet.

We don’t have to, we have the footage of Scientology’s victory party

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that sampler dish from Applebees supposed to be shared among four people? 825 calories per person is still high, but it’s a little more manageable of an intake.

Does Disney officially get to be a church if enough people sign up as Jedi for their religion across the world?

And in other news, water is wet.