You forgot the martyr mom. "Woe is me, I have multiple children and it's soooo stressful and expensive!"
No shit. One kid is hard and expensive. Did you think adding more was going work like Sam's Club and you get a bulk discount? We all know kids are hard. Don't whine to me because you couldn't keep your legs closed…

I'm not worried about saggy boobs. Hitting myself in the face with my double Ds on the other hand, is a concern.

When my daughter was about a week old, my Father in law, husband, and I went out to dinner. In the elevator to the restaurant an older woman lectured me about bringing the baby out in the cold. (We lived in Texas. It was December and maybe 45 degrees) My father in law showed the woman the baby was covered and snuggled…

My first thought when I read this article "Thank God there are privileged white kids let black people know that something is racist."

hahahaha.