It comes with explaining their tattoos to their kids.

I wonder who those two are voting for (assuming they’re out of the pokey in time)? Total mystery!

The main problem is that they didn’t have tasers out... or any other non-lethal method. They had guns drawn from the very beginning. This was not ever going to end with an arrest.

Tasers, anyone? Pepper spray? Any of the other shit that cops deem okay to fire at unarmed protesters? Any one of the non-lethal methods would have been preferred. But hey, there were only MANY of them with guns vs. the one dude with a knife, so it’s likely the DID fear for their lives.

Ordered to pay, immediately declared bankruptcy. Is there a way to have him serve time to pay off the rest?

You can own an Ak 47 in Texas

Still looked a bit sweaty, though

What’s the over/under on Christie pulling an “I feel great! Oops! I’m dead now” like Herman Cain?

“The storm is here” sounds kinda Nazi, actually.

And then Obama made jokes about him at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner and America ended up with four years of Trump Presidency. Thanks Obama!

I voted on day one of Early Voting (Oct 13th), and was pleasantly surprised with the number of people I saw at my podunk town’s polling station. We’re a suburb of Austin which leans conservative, obviously, but that’s NOT what I saw in line. Clearly there were some Trump voters, but most of the folks were, like me,…

This monologue sounds just like a huckster salesperson who is trying to talk quickly enough to confuse the customer (in this case, the elderly Trump voters who just want to hear him say COVID’s not dangerous to them).

Lead poisoning.

I want them to live long enough to expire in prison.

It’s not too late to make sure a person like this is not a permanent fixture in your life.

I think the most disappointing part is how many licensed property games based on movies are just hot garbage. I can’t believe I bought the Labyrinth game (not the excellent Ravensburger game, the one based on the movie). It is AWFUL, don’t buy it. As a long-time collector of board games, I also have the Parker…

It seems like alcohol would have a detrimental effect, eventually. 

That may be worth a try!

I don’t use Armor All on anything that’s going to be in the sun. I don’t even use it on my interior. It dries out the rubber as soon as you stop applying it regularly. I *do* use Meguiar’s Ultimate Black on plastic cladding and such, as well as window seals. As a plastic conditioner, it works really well. But again,…

Yep, here in TX we get two rainy seasons, but in between, the sun eats exposed rubber.