Statler: Well that was different!
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Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.
I hate to be the “lesser of two evils” commenter, but the next president could potentially appoint 4 Supreme Court justices. It is extremely important we get a Democrat in there. If Hilary is the nominee, I’m voting for her, I’m donating to her, and I’m campaigning happily for her. The alternative is grim.
Norm, if you were a tumbler of wine, and you were thirsty, would you drink yourself?
Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire.
I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…
Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.
"Okay, pervert, look at the camera and do not smile.... Christ on a motherfucking bike... who put a photo of a black guy's naked butt on the ceiling again?"
No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.
It's Indiana, not Insteve.
Baseball-reference was just updated to reflect the 127th punchout of Curt Ford's career.
I wish I was good at sports or math.
Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]
This is in contrast to joining the Angels, where you get three texts asking if you know where Josh Hamilton is.
Sad when the news chopper was later shot down. RIP Brian Williams
Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.
"I asked Jesus how much he loved me. And Jesus said "This much." Then he stretched out his arms, handed me a fleshlight, and died."
I haven't seen the film.
But i want to comment on a phenomenon that is very weird for us, outsiders (I'm brazilian) to observe.
The over glorification of american armed forces.
Don't get me wrong, i appreciate the sacrifice, the hardship, the loss soldiers and their families endure during war time, even though i had to…
When are these guys gonna learn that when you're planning to tape you and your buddies assaulting a girl, the first thing you should do is eat broken glass until you've all died?
In fairness, Dave Stewart practices what he preaches, refusing to bow to sabermetrics whether it's VORP, oWAR, or ratio of X to Y chromosomes.