He should’ve been named after Hemingway.
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That’s why she was so comfortable doing her redskin imitation.
(When you realize that all of Mr. Kluwe’s speeches have been given to his bathroom mirror, his story becomes much more entertaining.)
It’s just so hard to find the button that turns on the sprinklers.
“Tennessee? More like a three, I see.”
Along with the Al Davis Eternal Flame, the games broadcast on ESPN will be played on Manic Monday, the suites will feature meals served In Your Room, and we’ll schedule the Bengals as often as possible!
Of course, the Polish dildo goes in base-first.
"Hm, how about I just bang my way through them all and score?"
"Uh, they can have mine."
Comeuppance, comeupped!
Dave Henderson strikes out against Donnie Moore in 1986. The Angels go to the World Series, and maybe Donnie Moore’s still alive today.
I would also prefer that Cowherd would have as many severe concussions at it took to wipe out his Broca’s Area.
He wanted to try "Give it Away" but refuses to play with Flea.
Mike McQueary reported this to a Concord middle school janitor and is satisfied he did the right thing.
Looking forward to the Kidz Bop version.
Maybe now he can get a job at Chotchkie's
Later, in the same game...
He's like what would happen if Johnny Manziel had talent.