Here we go: "Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife,…
The AP chimes in with this update: "A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods' wife used a golf club to smash…
"Based on Natl Enquirer story, do we suspect Pussy Galore played a role in Tiger's 2 a.m. dash from the crib?" On…
Golfer Tiger Woods was "seriously injured" in a car crash after hitting a fire hydrant and a tree in Florida early…
Woods, driving his Cadillac Escalade, hit a fire hydrant and a tree near his home early this morning. He was taken…

The National Enquirer has been tailing a 34-year-old NYC woman whom they claim is having a dirty affair with…
If Forbes' calculations are correct, Tiger Woods' $10 million FedEx Cup victory pushes him over the one billion…
Who said nothing was going on this weekend? There is live golf right now, and it's on television! They might even…
Someone actually had the nerve to ask Tiger Woods—on Saturday—if he'd ever come close to choking in a major. 14 for…
Tiger's on the verge of bed-shitting but there's still time for him to make adjustments and continue to humble and…
Consider this your official PGA Championship open thread. Is it too early to declare this Tiger's two-day victory…
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
Like other celebrities, athletes and cars are both appreciated for the their stats, yet the combination of the two…
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features farts, F bombs, our friend Moe Tkacik, and a soap…
The PGA gas scandal has taught us a lot about ourselves and about humanity in general, but there is one deeper…
After what seems like decades of secrecy and lies, America demands to know: Who cut the cheese? Now we may finally…
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
So this is actually a thing now? Several major media outlets devoted real newsprint to the mysterious case of Tiger…
Unless CBS had a special microphone right next to his ass, it doesn't seem plausible that Woods could be the…