If Astros catcher Jason Castro catches rookie pitcher Jarred Cosart tonight, it will mark only the second anagrammatic battery in MLB history.
Astros pitcher Erik Bedard was dominating the Mariners Saturday night, racking up ten strikeouts, five walks and no…
Astros center fielder Brandon Barnes hit for the cycle on Friday night, and went 5-for-5 against the Mariners to…
This afternoon's Astros-Cubs game finally got started a little while ago after a rain delay that lasted for 3 hours,…
This has kind of become a thing in recent years, hasn't it? A man and a woman are seated next to each other at a…

Astros fans: do not eat the yellow snow cones. They are not lemon. (The browns aren't chocolate either.)
"Looks like we're going to extra innings." That's what Greg Brown, the Pirates' TV broadcaster, said as soon as…
What could possibly make this balk more perfectly Astros? The fact that it made the game 7-0, maybe.
Well, what do you know? MLB has not only decided to swing its shithammer at the crew that screwed up a basic rules…

We pride ourselves on vigilance to behind-the-plate fan frivolity, what with jackasses pantomiming blowjobs at…
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Is there anything worse than a local baseball franchise that hasn't been competitive in four seasons, telegraphs…
I hope everyone is ready for Roger Clemens to make the long, painful transition from controversy-dogged outcast to…
MLB just announced which two teams will be facing off in the first game of the 2013 season, and the matchup is a…
The Astros are headed to the AL next year, and with a new league comes a new look-a blue and orange rebranding…
Poor Carlos Corporán, who actually had a good game for the 'stros, getting them on the board with a run-scoring…
Still want to go to tonight's Astros-Cubs game at Wrigley? It'll cost you 19 cents.
Above, the Astros's official Facebook page, on which they are currently advertising next weekend's Legends Weekend.…