The Inventory

President Pee-Pee Won’t Be Throwing the 1st Pitch on Opening Day Because He Has Tiny Fingers and Hates America

Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Dear President Trump: Throwing Out The First Pitch At The Nats Game Will Heal This Nation

3/28/17 11:02AM

Honoring A Legend: Jackie Robinson’s Widow Is Throwing Out The First Pitch At All 2,430 Baseball Games This Season

4/04/16 11:46AM

105-year-old Woman Throws a Killer First Pitch at Padres Game

7/21/14 11:20AM

50 Cent Says His First Pitch Was Awful Because He Jerked It Too Much

Adorable 101-Year-Old Lady Throws Out First Pitch

5/12/14 10:08AM

John Clayton Needs To Work On His Mechanics

Armless Man To Throw Ceremonial First Pitch At Tonight's Dodgers Game

Edie Raises The Nonexistent Roof

5/28/09 10:50AM