Teenager drinks Arizona iced tea, puts it back on the shelf, winds up in jailDon’t put your mouth on things you’re not going to subsequently purchase. You would think that this is a given, that…
Former Magic: The Gathering Pro Arrested On Sexual Assault ChargesConley Woods, a former Magic: The Gathering pro and contributor to the game’s official website, has been arrested in…
Police Arrest Suspect in Death of Baton Rouge Community Activist, Say No Evidence That Killing Was a Hate CrimeBaton Rouge, La., police announced on Tuesday they had a suspect in the death of beloved community activist, Sadie…
Man Can’t Believe He Being Jailed On Drug Charge When There Are Real Criminals Out ThereBROOKLYN, NY—Following a hearing in which he was sentenced to life in prison plus 30 years, local convict Joaquín…
Cop Vows To Get Revenge On Eric Garner For Trying To Frame Him For MurderNEW YORK—Following the U.S. Justice Department’s decision not to bring federal charges against him, NYPD officer…
Larry Krasner Needs the Democrats to Stand Up for JusticeLarry Krasner, one of America’s most fiery advocates for criminal justice reform, was elected district attorney of…
BREAKING: Oh My God, You Killed HerMIAMI—As you gaze incredulously down at the body on the floor and the horror of what you just did begins to dawn on…
Jeffrey Epstein Offers Court $32 Million Child Pornography Collection As BailNEW YORK—In an attempt to strike a deal that would allow him to stay out of jail while he awaits trial, alleged sex…
Epstein Attorneys Denounce Accusers For Trying To Ruin Career Of Successful Child MolesterNEW YORK—Saying claims against the billionaire hedge fund manager were a calculated hit job, Jeffrey Epstein’s…
Legal Experts Note Uproar Over Epstein Scandal May Lead To Legislators Outlawing PedophiliaANN ARBOR, MI—Calling the incident a tipping point in the argument for reform, legal experts told reporters…
Outraged Trump Declares He Would’ve Gotten Jeffrey Epstein Way More Lenient Plea DealWASHINGTON—As he lambasted the plea bargain that put Jeffrey Epstein behind bars for 13 months while allowing him to…
7/10/19$60,000 Pokemon Card Goes Missing In The MailIn August 2018, someone on eBay paid $60,000 for a very rare Pokemon card. It’s now almost a year later, the card…
7/9/19Area Man's Christmas Fantasy Goes PoorlyToday’s news out of Oregon, a state that is not Florida but might as well be in this case: a man is accused of…
Jeffrey Epstein Swears He Didn’t Know Sex-Trafficking Ring Was UnderageNEW YORK—Defending himself against the charges he faces from federal prosecutors, billionaire financier Jeffrey…
Defense Attorneys Vow To Present Irrefutable Evidence Proving Jeffrey Epstein BillionaireNEW YORK—Addressing the “gross injustice” behind their client’s recent arrest, defense attorneys told reporters…
7/3/19The Curse Of The Yakuza GamesThe Yakuza games and their spin-offs have long starred some of Japan’s biggest celebrities. Now that some of those…
Former Kings Executive Sentenced To Seven Years In Prison For Repurposing $13.4 Million Of Sponsorship LootFormer Sacramento Kings and Miami Heat chief revenue officer Jeffrey David was sentenced to seven years in prison…
Man reacts in worst possible way to roommate finishing his foodDon’t eat anybody else’s food. It’s a pretty simple axiom. If you’re at somebody else’s house, wait to be offered…