There are plenty of good reasons to criticize Cory Booker, many of which we’ve engaged with on this very site. This is not one of them! Booker doesn’t drink!! Pick something better, you libertarian nerds.

Shocking: A researcher uncovered old tweets by the Daily Caller’s White House correspondent, Amber Athley, which include words like “nigga,” “fag,” and numerous anti-Semitic jokes. She apologized, insisting she is “no longer the stupid person” she was in high school. They never learn!!

Benny Johnson, who was definitely NOT fired for once from his most recent job in conservative media, is onto his next make-work venture: convincing insanely rich Republican crypt keepers that every SOCIALISM SUCKS meme costs $40 million to make. Hats off to you, Benny boy!

Here’s a preview of coming attractions after a string of explosive devices was sent to top-ranking Democrats and CNN. This tweet came from Turning Point USA spokeswoman Candace Owens. Expect much more of this politically charged nonsense in the days to come.