Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

Well sure they raped her, but she caused them “sustained shame, mortification and hurt feelings” and I think we can all agree that there’s no more heinous crime than making a man feel even remotely uncomfortable for even a second!

So, the father lived in the house and only now discovered that one of his children was locked in one of the bathrooms for two years? Did he think his son was on a really long field trip?

Maxine was my favorite character!

YESSSS! I loved that show so much, I’m pretty sure Max is the reason I was going around telling people I wanted to be a lawyer when I was 9.

That, or “I’m sorry, I thought this was America!”

I want there to be video of this. I don’t care what her real politics are, but I wanna see that.

You’re going to need a good stain remover for that tapestry

Amanda Willis, 23, “drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball” within the first hour of the reception and turned drunk and violent.

No, Punta, not Puta.

You try to light a fire under your friends boring ass wedding and what thanks do you get??

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

Please please please harp on this. I want Democrats to bring this quote up every time Ben Carson’s name is mentioned. I want this to be in the news highlights of this hearing. I want it to be common knowledge every time he is brought up in public discourse.

I love Hillary but holy hot hell in a handbasket god dammit this woman makes me wanna celebrate in a way that Hillary never did. There’s just something so fucking funky and spunky about her is makes me want to curl up in a ball and watch fireworks on July 4th. She is down to earth human goodness and if I wasn’t…

Ben Carson is a yawn made sentient.

“I promise I will do nothing that will benefit ANY American...” ~Ben Carson

I know a lot of us, myself included, didn’t think her running this year as VP was a good idea because she is so vital in the Senate. With this fucking dumpster fire headed our way for the next four years though, I think 2020 would be the PERFECT time for her.

She’s a patron saint. 2020? Please!?

I just hope it doesn’t come to that for any of us. I’m not as scared as my grandparents or great-grandparents or great-great-grandparents were, but dammit, people of those generations gave their blood, sweat and tears so we would not have to live with that fear, and here wevare in the remnants of it. What will we have…

Or, how it was originally titled, “How to Get Away with Treason”.