Up the ass. No lube. No spit. No foreplay. Rough. Very very rough.

We’re so fucked. So, so fucked.

Can we all agree that losing Kim and gaining Dorit is the biggest tragedy of the housewives era? God Dorit is terrible.

He wants to be “charismatic, beloved figurehead” but he’s lacking at least two of those qualities.

He should take a page from Jimmy Fallon, tussle the hair, compliment them, then bend over backwards.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

That part of you is right. We are all cynics now. 2016 took our innocence and drained our faith in humanity.

Mother Jones has been covering this since October.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

I’m saying that it’s impossible to prove today whether somebody in 1927 really was a member of the KKK.

Wait until you see the back and forth between him and Graham. It’s like some slow melting southern soap opera.

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

The man is going to live out the rest of is days on Death Row. The chances of him seeing the executioner is probably less than 50% (much less, I imagine). However, I’d rather he rot under the jail for life as a lesson to other white nationalists rather than to die as a martyr to some incredibly stupid cause.

Why did I click on this? If anyone ever looks at this web history I will have explaining to do.

Antler? I hardly know her!

Oh my.

They terminated the march when the weather didn’t make it viable any longer.

I mean it’s a women’s rights march, not the unborn fetuses’ rights march. Didn’t the Right to Life people try to hold a march last year that got aborted.... I mean, cancelled because of snow?

I have a buddy in his 30s who refuses to move on from his flip phone. Actually, my husband tried to stick with his flip phone as long as he could but at some point the major carriers simply stopped supporting/selling them, so. My mom used to have a flip phone because she had a carrier who caters only to old people…