Welcome to the 21st century. You will not enjoy it here.

Yeah, that’s a mirror you’re looking at peckerwood.

It’s actually really easy to replicate the feel of a crane game at home. Just dig a small fire pit and start throwing money in.

You’re an utter fucking tool.

Yeah you “firm grip” fucks can equally go fuck yourselves. Wannabe dominant piece of shit.

I came here for the imbeciles that can’t spell simple words. I guess we’re both in luck.

Don’t apologize. You’re on the internet. No one here gives a squirt of rat shit what you think.

Fuck off scab. Go tell corporate it didn’t work.

Fuck off scab.

Oh look at this lovely plant.

Speaking of dismissive, make some friends to have conversations with you fucking loser.

“Actually, Resident Evil 5 is Capcom’s most successful game of all time”

That wouldn’t have been worth it even back when they were still making games that didn’t suck shit.

Beast Wars sucked ass.

LET’S GIVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT A VOICE.

Yeah, it’s been covered. Dipshit.

The funny part is when you got called out for being fucking stupid.

The “old Gizmodo” did the exact same shit, you stupid twat.

Oh wow, a stupid piece of shit. Don’t see one of those every day.

“We could talk more, but I have other things to do today.”